LEIGH ROTH VS ALLSTATE

THE CASE OF THE MISSING LINGERIE

 

 

They took "EXCEPTION" (Translation: "WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU") to my notarized affadavit.....Three hours being grilled by two ex sheriffs cum Private Investigators WASN'T ENOUGH?

NOW THEY WANT TO DEPOSE ME!

NOW I GOT TO GET A LAWYER!

"Hey Connie Field, can I borrow those pearls you wore to the Oscars to wear to my DEPOSITION? I no longer have underwear, dresses, shoes or jewelry, much less my gloves and hats.

Hey Chef Marc Vogel, Can you bring me back that FLORENTINE umbrella I left at your house? In case I want to brain ALLSTATE for acting in BAD FAITH?

It's one thing to go on national television to discuss your love life. It's another thing to try and get a rebate for it, right Jay Leno? Right, Leeza?

 

Hey, friends of Eugene's Antiques, did you know: YOUR POSSESSIONS ARE WORTH 10 cents on the dollar if you claim a loss?

WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING AN INSURANCE POLICY IF NO MATTER WHAT YOU OWN, ONCE IT'S OUT OF THE BOX, ALLSTATE SAYS ITS WORTHLESS!!!

(UNTIL IT'S OVER 100 YEARS OLD, THEN IT MIGHT BE IN BAD CONDITION, AND THEREFORE WORTHLESS!)

Judge Greenberg, did you know everything at my mother's table is worthless?

Martin Zabaleta, first Iberian on top of Everest, you had much better insurance on your cameras!

Jennifer Roth, please tell your friend that even though she represented us in the Olympic Games, that horse is WORTHLESS in the eyes of ALLSTATE:

that horse is USED!!!!!!

Melvin SIMPSON, Brother of

O.J. SIMPSON,

CAN I BORROW YOUR BROTHER'S LAWYERS?????

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