Sweet summer sweat

Some dance to remember

Some dance to forget

So I called up the captain

"Bring me my wine"

Chefmarc said"We haven't that spirit here since 1969!"

But still those voices are calling from far away

Wake you up in the middle of the night

Just to hear them say:

 

 

Welcome to the Hotel California

Such a lovely place

Such a lovely face

Living it up at the Hotel California

What a nice suprise!

Bring your own alibis

 

Mirrors on the ceiling

Reflecting pool

Zozaya

Pink champagne on ice

She said,

"We are just all prisoners here

of our own device"

 

In the master's chambers

They gathered for their feast

they stab it with their steely knives

but they just can't kill the beast

 

Last thing I remember

I was running for the door

I had to find the passage back

to the place I was before

"Relax" said the mad man

"We are programmed to the scene

YOu can check out anytime you like

BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE"

 

Welcome to Z "Hotel California"

Not for the faint-hearted: The Story of Edmund Clarke, previous owner of the Hotel Paraiso's Dying Wish Written from Jail

Edmund Clarke, who checked in but never checked out.

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Deposit and refund policy:
A 40% deposit is required to hold a reservation. The balance is due 60 days prior to departure. If the balance is not paid by that date,
reservation subject to cancellation. Monies refundable only if property is re-rented, minus 20%..

         
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