How to GET RICH in Mexico

 

Leigh Roth Reveals:

How to Get Rich In Mexico

1. CAPITOL IS KING

What kind of businessman wears 3 cells during a RODEO? The one BIZ you DON'T GO INTO!!!

NEVER BE A NARCOTRAFFICANTE,

Leave that to our presidents and the cartels.

Criminalization has created the modern drug problem. History offers few examples of punative legislation curing addiction or ending trafficking. Risk is related to profit, enforcing laws against drug trafficking actually increases the economic rewards for those willing to run an illegal business. World coca production doubled between 1985 and 1996. Opium production TRIPLED.

For more on this subject go to:

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and my book:

LOVE IN A MEXICAN JAIL

2. SPEAK SPANISH! And have TRUSTED FRIENDS

 

3. Sell INFORMATION: The Mexicans capitalize on it

 

 

4. BE GENEROUS: You won't be able to beat 'em off with a stick!

Share what little you have!

5. GOOD MANNERS will open every Door and cost nothing.

 

6. Walk Softly and Carry a Big Stick Department:

Be a large MALE or growl like one. Acts of defiance, and breastbaring are suitable acts for females.

The People in the WARRIOR STATE are a FIERCE people. They respect RAGE/encabronadas!

 

7. Become Hypomanic:

While others are sleeping, you're cranking. "Hypomanics' indominitable determination and energy assure their success in any endevour."

The Hypomanic Edge

--paraphrase Dr. J. Lieb, Manic Depression and Creativity

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8. Honesty will Get You Everywhere,

after all Look what it Did for BUSH

 

9. Get A Great Lawyer

9a. Never even THINK about acting without him.

Ruperto rules the GUERREO RULING PARTY ja ja ja!!!!I'm laffing all the way to the bank!!

 

9b. Let people who think they are clever rip you off. Then go after them (see above). The interest rates on debts here ARE KILLERS

Image of a person who did NOT

play THEIR HAND RIGHT!!

8c.

How to Get the BEST LEGAL Mind to PROTECT Your Interests FOR FREE:

Assign your will to said Lawyer. That why he works Today for a Hamburger that his kids will inherit; whereas You, who were smart enough to have no kids, don't give a Damn about your Estate.

 

 

10. FIGHT INJUSTICE asking for reparitions (called nowadays DAMAGES DANOS Y PERJUCIOS)

It is not polite to show jpgs of your defendents. They know who they are!

I LOVE JUDGES WHO PLAY BILLARDS WITH MY LAWYER! Land of the JUST, home of the BRAVE.

 

11. Be transparent. It promotes democracy

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