Leigh Roth's Mexican Jokes

Leigh Roth's Personally Lived Mexican Jokes --All the world's a stage but mine is just one big joke!

 

How to Resolve Problemas in Mexico en un PRISA y don't end up en La Preso (jail): GET NAKED IN PROTEST!

How to Get Rich In Mexico! (Como Salir Rico en Mexico)

How to Get Rich in Mexico if you are a pobre artist!

How to Get Rich in Mexico if you are a pobre Acapulco street girl!

!How to Get Even Richer in Mexico if you are already "A POBRE AZTEC PRINCE!" Start your own Nolo Press* and (of course) run for office..

(Presna Nolo son publicaciones para aprender como llevar tus propios asuntos como "Como consiquer la Tarjeta Verde"

 

How to Fight Corrupt Politicos Chapter One

Things you shouldn't do in Mexico:

1. Smoke Marijuana

2. Violate Articulo 33

3. Try and sleep with politicos in hopes of serving democracy! Politicos are all in the same bed!

3. Partner with a Mexican -- they get 51% voting power!

New! How to get deported from Mexico! Offend a Presidential Candiate! You can run, you can hide, but in the end not even the Good Guys can protect you at this level!

 

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The ultimate DEAR JOHN LETTER

Dear Leigh:

I have made a monumental decision to give up my
current comfortable life for a cause. There are a
number of reasons, but the most important has been my
involvement with (don't laugh) a small guerrilla group
in the mountains east of here, who are fighting for
freedom and justice against unbelievable odds. I have
been in contact with this group for a number of years,
and now finally will join them.

I know you will think I am totally crazy but I have
not made this decision lightly. Nothing you can say
or do will stop me doing what I truly believe in. I
leave for mountains immediately. I realize the timing
is terrible and hope to see you again in happier days.

PS-I am including below a photo of the group.

Sincerely: Andrew

 

I forwarded the email to some MEXICAN GUYS:

Asunto: my HEART Is broken DESPERADO por SUPPORT EMOCIONAL me hombre me dejo/ Andrew is leaving me
 
Queridos Amigos,
Favor de ayudarme en mi momento mas duro/
Please help me in my hour of desperation.
The man I love is leaving me, please read his email below.
El hombre que amo es dejandome, tienes que leer porque.
Mandame decir que HAGO!!!!!!!
Please email me WHAT TO DO!

 

HERE'S THEIR RESPONSES:

Querida Leigh:
A mi modo de pensar, cuando suceden casos como este, lo mejor es dejarlo ir, solo te puedo desear pronta resignación.
El poeta Omar Kayam decía: "Las novias pasadas son copas vacias, se fueron los años, pasaron los días, traed otras copas con nuevo licor" solo queda esperar a una nueva relación, la que te deseo, sea mejor que la que estas terminando.
 
Oscar E. Montero
 
PD: Podrías decirle a Andrew si hay un lugar para uno más en ese grupo de querrilleros?
ja ja ja ja....

(To my way of thinking, when things happen like this, the correct thing to do is to let him go, and pray for a rapid resignation. The poet Omar Kayam said: "Old lovers are empty cups, as the years and days pass, new cups appear with new wine."

Just wait for a new relationship, that which you really dream of, OTHERWISE IT IS BETTER TO CALL IT QUITS!!

P.S. Can you ask Andrew if there is one for one more in this group of guerrilleros?"

 

I responded to Oscar:

Oscar te quiero mucho!
El chiste es, es YO que voy a dejar Andres por este grupo!
Pero no puedo irme todavida porque no tengo suficiente dinero todavida por todo las armas que necisito traer.....
 
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OSCAR HAS JOINED UP! HE"S OUR GENERAL

because he has a proven history of dealing effectively with the enemy

 

AND BECAUSE HE CAN MULTI-TASK

en ocasiones necesito discutir problemas de trabajo conmigo mismo, y en otra verás que hay veces que necesito multiplicarme para atender todo al mismo tiempo

PIERRE, Who escaped Hungary when the Russians entered wrote:

Dear Leigh,

I am in full empathy with your grief. But also you should be proud of
having loved and been with a person of such moral height and selfless
principles. He is not leaving you for another woman but to live for what he
believes in. Think of him fondly and often -- there are bridges of
communication more reliable and more profound than e-mail or even bodily contact (this I know).

Love and all my thoughts, Pierre

 

I RESPONDED TO PIERRE:

"Check the photo Pierre. Andrew doesn't know I'm their ARMS dealer!!!!

THIS IS HOW HARD AND DANGEROUS MY WORK IS IN MEXICO TO SUPPORT MY CAUSES

 

PIERRE wrote back:

"You supply the arms and the girls supply the legs. But what legs!!!"



JORGE LUIS WROTE:

"Leigh,
If you cannot fight against your enemy, join them!"

GABY WROTE:

"AMERICAN JOKE????????
LET HIM GO!!!!! JAJAJAJAJA!!!!!"

 

LALO wrote:

Oh, Leigh cuanto lo siento pero dile a Andrew QUE DONDE ESTAN PARA IR A
ALISTARME EN LAS FILAS DE ESTA CAUSA!

Oh, Leigh, I'm sorry, but ask Andrew where they are so I can go and enlist in the RANKS OF THIS CAUSE!

 

Dr. Arturo Perezcano wrote:

Como me puedo unir a ese grupo ? mandame informes.

How can I join this group? Send info

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