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Tecnología_Presidencial

Tres políticos (Bush, Blair y Fox) estan
desnudos en el bano sauna de la Casa Blanca. Discutiendo cual sera la
estrategia aseguir para derrotar al
terrorismo. De repente se escucha un bip.
Bush se toca el antebrazo y el sonido cesa.
Los otros se le quedan viendo perplejos...
"Es mi biper", Bush les comenta. "Tengo un
microchip bajo la piel de mi brazo."

Bush, Blair and Fox were naked in the suana of the White House, discussing anti terroism strategies. Suddenly a beep was heard. Bush comments casually, "I have a microchip implant on my arm."

Minutos mas tarde, un telefono suena. Blair
acerca la palma de la mano hacia
su oido. Cuando termina de hablar, el les
explica, "Es mi telefono mobil.
Tengo un microchip en mi mano."

Minutes later a telephone rings. Blair puts his hand up to his ear, and when he finishes talking, he explains to the others: "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip implanted in my hand."



Fox, sintiendose totalmente fuera de lugar y
escaso de tecnologia, se sale del sauna. A los pocos minutos regresa con un
pedazo de papel higienico colgando de su
trasero. Bush
y Blair se quedan atonitos, sin habla. A
lo que Fox les explica
"Estoy recibiendo un fax."

Fox, feeling completely like he has no technology cards to play, gets up and leaves the sauna. A few minutes later he returns with a piece of toliet paper hanging from his rear end. Bush and Blair are stunned, and don't know what to say or do. Fox explains:

I'M RECEIVING A FAX"

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