LEIGH ROTH' s MACAWS "LALA "AND "ROCKY"

SEQUESTRADO BY

REBECA PAYNE 554-3330

PUEBLO, AYOYAME!

 

ANTE M.P., REBECA PAYNE

ACCUSO LEIGH ROTH, R.N., M.S.N.,

Uno de los estado unidos mas reconocidos

CERTIFIED NURSE MIDWIVES/enfermerapartera

No#1 para PRACTICAR EN HAWAII

I TOOK MY PARROT WITH ME EVERYWHERE!

"Pato" siempre andaba con migo

REBECA PAYNE SAYS A MIDWIFE HAS "SEX?" WITH ROCKY AND LALO??

Me acuso de TENER RELACIONES SEXUALES CON MIS GUCAMAYAS???????

YOU ARE CRAZY, NOT ME!/tu eres loco, yo no!

WHERE'S YOUR PROOFS?/De donde consigueste pruebas?

DID YOU WIRETAP MY HOUSE?

Pusiste pajaritos en mi recamara?

seria INVASION DE MI PRIVACIDAD!

(y en todo caso las dos son mayores de edad)
HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH A MACAW ANYWAY?

Y Oyes, como lo haces esto? Tu lo has practicado?

REBECA PAYNE ROB's LEIGH ROTH'S BIRDS 2

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