Nude

FROM THE LADY GODIVA DEPARTMENT:

 

Little girls in my generation didn't have PLAYBOY

We had art books

So when you go looking for THIS

You had better look like THIS:

WE WERE TRYING...

And when you marry this:

And you get spoiled, and spend the rest of your single life in the gym so you'll please guys...

You run, you diet, you take speed, you become anorexic to have the American body..

You do ridiculous extreme sports like swimming five miles across Honolulu...You think taking off my clothes in an empty bar took cajones? Try meeting the public and press in an event like this...Just cause a bunch of old foogies I ran with made a twenty dollar bet I wouldn't exit the finish a la natural...

And none of this nudity bothers you, after all you lived on a boat in the Carribean naked one year, and you routinely inspect palpate and more hundreds of naked woman every day in your practice...

 

But then recently my older sister said, "You know what is the best form of birth control for people your age?

Me: "No, what?"

Sister: "Take off your clothes and look in the mirror!"

So I ain't doing this one anymore, folks!

 

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