You run, you
diet, you take speed, you become anorexic to have the American
body..
You do ridiculous
extreme sports like swimming five miles across Honolulu...You think taking
off my clothes in an empty bar took cajones? Try meeting the
public and press in an event like this...Just cause a bunch of
old foogies I ran with made a twenty dollar bet I wouldn't exit
the finish a la natural...
And none of
this nudity bothers you, after all you lived on a boat in the
Carribean naked one year, and you routinely inspect palpate and
more hundreds of naked woman every day in your practice...
But then recently
my older sister said, "You know what is the best form of
birth control for people your age?
Me: "No,
what?"
Sister: "Take
off your clothes and look in the mirror!"
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