Outing Leigh Roth
A
EVER GROWING LIST OF ALL MY FAUS PAUX!
OR:
LEIGH
ROTH OUTS LEIGH ROTH!
Cerca 1992
write MS called "Gringa's
Guide to Mexican Men," and neighbor Mike Ossana offers to send to send it to Larry McMurtry
but because I forgot to alter Ossana's name
in the MS, Ossana throws it into the trash.
Cerca 1991:
While helping to get a girlfriend out of a Mexican
Jail, I took her lawyer swimming. He stepped on a sea urchin.
He had to walk up the Villa de la Roca staircase on his foot. Apparently my
calling for appropriate treatment-- that the urchin must be disinfected
with the indicated sterile urine was inappropriate, as I asked
for it with guests present.
Millenium mania: Lady Godiva takes off her clothes
in protest in a local bar and her arrest by two gringo barkeepers
effected. Barkeepers are sure I will go to jail. Barkeepers turn
out to be wrong.
OH, MAN and Most of ALL: THOSE
(*&^%$ PARROTS!
DANCING IN THE STREETS: It's okay
on MTV, but it can't happen here.
The Women Who Wronged Me
The EDMUND CLARKE STORY FROM WHERE
I LIVED IT.
Summer 2002: Juan Barnard Tries
to Deport Me
You'll never eat lunch in this
town again
SEX, LIES AND ENVIOTAPES
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