Did you know that they call the South end of Playa La Ropa "Vampirelandia" because of the "Vamps" who can be found there?

DIANA: blonde, tiny, marathon runner and cyclist, career history includes IBM executive, musician and artists' agent, marriage to VietNam Provost General, chantelaine exclusive hotel. Too good hearted for this world. Seeks a Jewish guy well-endowed in the soul department. Other residences Salt Lake City and Los Angeles. Photo pending her return from marathon in Cuba.
SCHERZERADE SEEKS LEONARD COHEN
LEIGH Y LOROS: local firebrand, voracious reader, loves art collecting, swimming, dance, philantrophic acts, justice, seeks younger man/millionaire/philanthropist/tango dancer/ with a mind like Tom Wolfe or Oscar Wilde; will settle for non-attached, still ambulatory, unmacho macho, who can hold my attention and my heart. Other residence Berkeley, California.


I'm Your Man
If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
If you want a partner
Take my hand
Or if you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
I'm your man
If you want a boxer
I will step into the ring for you
And if you want a doctor
I'll examine every inch of you
If you want a driver
Climb inside
Or if you want to take me for a ride
You know you can
I'm your man
Ah, the moon's too bright
The chain's too tight
The beast won't go to sleep
I've been running through these promises to you
That I made and I could not keep
Ah but a man never got a woman back
Not by begging on his knees
But I'd crawl to you baby
And I'd fall at your feet
And I'd howl at your beauty
Like a dog in heat
And I'd claw at your heart
And I'd tear at your sheet
I'd say please, please
I'm your man
And if you've got to sleep
A moment on the road
I will steer for you
And if you want to work the street alone

I'll disappear for you
If you want a father for your child
Or only want to walk with me a while
Across the sand
I'm your man
If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
CHIPPER:
60's-90's Shaman, fearless
wilderness hero or
passionate mad scientist wanted by 5'6", curvaceous,
auburn-haired free spirit. Yoga teacher, Acupuncturist, adventure
travel outfitter, entrepreneur, vast collection of (Ivy Leauge)
academic degrees and provocative lingerie. Of independent means
and ways, but I was bred in the Deep South to say "how high?"
when you say "jump." Partial to obstreperous, bossy,
critical, demanding desperados.
Object:random acts of beauty,
kindness, and public health,
spontaneous commedia dell'arte street theater,
extended mountain-river treks in Asia and non-stop
tenderness and polymorphous perversity.
Points for: European
manners, musical appreciation and/or talents,fine
penmanship, resonant voice,established yoga
practice,multilingual (computer languages count!),animal and
or antique lover, unabashed unique fashion sense. I can
share most of the above plus gourmet cooking, French
champagne, fabulous house, kayak, and several styles
of deep massage. Starting point: trading the pantheons
of our amusing,distressing, adventurous,emotionally
unintelligent, and profound life stories. PRIMARY RESIDENCE VANCOUVER,
shameless globetrotter.
