A Wannabeinz Production

Screenplay for Micheal Crichton

Villa Impairmont:

Esalen for the mentally ill or snakepit?

The utter insanity of being sane in insane places provoked my paranoia

It all started in

Zihuatanejo: a Paradise where

I was deported from my home in Mexico because I was manic...

and paranoid...

I was hunted down

and thrown in a Mexican Jail

where I set myself on fire...

Before I could commit more mischief or hurt myself further

...I was handcuffed and taken to the District Attorney's office

much later I was driven by three Immigration officials to a large psychiatric hospitial in Mexico City,

which was remarkable for the twice daily excursions to a huge grounds where hundreds of young mentally ill patients

danced to salsa music under a huge palapa.

After three weeks, now profoundly depressed, I was interred at the Migracion detention center

where innumerable women from all corners of the world were waiting to be deported back to their country of origin. Some had been there nine months...

After a month of lying on a concrete slab with nothing to do except watch everyone else, my little sister

took time from her busy schedule to rescue me

 

I flew home only to be homeless. Eventually I was admitted to a long term psychiatric facility for rehabilitation:

VILLA IMPAIRMONT

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